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Cymbeline: Act 2 Scene 1

Scene I Britain. Before Cymbeline's palace.

[Enter CLOTEN and two Lords]

CLOTEN

Was there ever man had such luck! when I kissed the

jack, upon an up-cast to be hit away! I had a

hundred pound on't: and then a whoreson jackanapes

must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine

oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure.

FIRST LORD

What got he by that? You have broke his pate with

your bowl.

SECOND LORD

[Aside] If his wit had been like him that broke it,

it would have run all out.

CLOTEN

When a gentleman is disposed to swear, it is not for

any standers-by to curtail his oaths, ha?

SECOND LORD

No my lord;

[Aside]

nor crop the ears of them.

CLOTEN

Whoreson dog! I give him satisfaction?

Would he had been one of my rank!

SECOND LORD

[Aside] To have smelt like a fool.

CLOTEN

I am not vexed more at any thing in the earth: a

pox on't! I had rather not be so noble as I am;

they dare not fight with me, because of the queen my

mother: every Jack-slave hath his bellyful of

fighting, and I must go up and down like a cock that

nobody can match.

SECOND LORD

[Aside] You are cock and capon too; and you crow,

cock, with your comb on.

CLOTEN

Sayest thou?

SECOND LORD

It is not fit your lordship should undertake every

companion that you give offence to.

CLOTEN

No, I know that: but it is fit I should commit

offence to my inferiors.

SECOND LORD

Ay, it is fit for your lordship only.

CLOTEN

Why, so I say.

FIRST LORD

Did you hear of a stranger that's come to court to-night?

CLOTEN

A stranger, and I not know on't!

SECOND LORD

[Aside] He's a strange fellow himself, and knows it

not.

FIRST LORD

There's an Italian come; and, 'tis thought, one of

Leonatus' friends.

CLOTEN

Leonatus! a banished rascal; and he's another,

whatsoever he be. Who told you of this stranger?

FIRST LORD

One of your lordship's pages.

CLOTEN

Is it fit I went to look upon him? is there no

derogation in't?

SECOND LORD

You cannot derogate, my lord.

CLOTEN

Not easily, I think.

SECOND LORD

[Aside] You are a fool granted; therefore your

issues, being foolish, do not derogate.

CLOTEN

Come, I'll go see this Italian: what I have lost

to-day at bowls I'll win to-night of him. Come, go.

SECOND LORD

I'll attend your lordship.

[Exeunt CLOTEN and First Lord]

That such a crafty devil as is his mother

Should yield the world this ass! a woman that

Bears all down with her brain; and this her son

Cannot take two from twenty, for his heart,

And leave eighteen. Alas, poor princess,

Thou divine Imogen, what thou endurest,

Betwixt a father by thy step-dame govern'd,

A mother hourly coining plots, a wooer

More hateful than the foul expulsion is

Of thy dear husband, than that horrid act

Of the divorce he'ld make! The heavens hold firm

The walls of thy dear honour, keep unshaked

That temple, thy fair mind, that thou mayst stand,

To enjoy thy banish'd lord and this great land!

[Exit]